I hate Xmas

I swallowed my one and only Christmas note. Or maybe it was a trap set up for me all along, Christmas notes in cookies… everyone knows I gobble up my food. I really hate Christmas.

Mistakes made this Christmas.
1. Not getting my plane ticket to Indonesia, although I had plenty of time.
2. Not going to my friend’s party.
3. Going back to zouk... AGAIN and AGAIN and EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

Santa if you’re listening, I’m sorry I’ve been naughty. I promise to be good next year. Please leave in 50 grand in my stockings.